The Soap and the Restless

The Soap and the Restless

This series of soaps can be purchased individually or you can be brave wield a slicer and cut your own! They are available every Saturday at the Carlton place Farmers Market 8:30 - 12:30 and if you contact me here.

*Staring*

Yang Wong

This lush, exotic woman is strong, clean and complex. Hair that smells of muguet, ozone and ylang ylang you can smell it all the way to her toes of course they smell of rose, jasmine and powder right to her sole. She is posh and blonde.

Pretender

A mysterious, sweet, earthy Hippy. Notes of amber, patchouli, rose and sandalwood dance in her head with nuances of jasmine and citrus to bring out subtle hints of spice in her voice.A young child is with her with a face  of vanilla and powder. They dance in a field of lavender every morning.

Snooki

The sweetness of spun sugar is swirled with creamy vanilla and fruits of strawberry and cherry.

Shes drunk. You know it.

Pineapple Under The Sea

Fresh and  sweet, lingering, warm pineapple scent floats down the room. You can smell her from here.She has a way about her you cant forget. 

Lovers Revenge

Shes deep, thoughtful but a bit fruity. Be scared. She is the crazy type you cant forget.A bit of a twizzler.

Nutzz

He will take your breath away. He is crisp and strong.Shes tart and juicy. The romance they share is like looking into a window of a love story. A true story, because I said so

Over The Hill

Sweat enough to eat they said, mixed with sweet sugar and vanilla they said. Looks fade, stupid stays.

I Stole YOUR soap!

I'm like a thief in the night, i have your pictures I'm going to make a website and post them for sale. I will collect money and not send product for my personal gain or i just might direct them to you to give you a bad name. Why? Because people are sketchy. I read posts all the time regarding...who does this belong to we found it on a bad website?

You need to watermark your pictures so that it cant be cropped out put that shit on the bar of soap! Below is a selection of pictures I hunted down and stole.  This does happen do not think it doesn't.

Please note this is just for fun, I JUST started water marking my products. Some I couldn't do because the label was in the picture, some had no water mark, and for funzies the flower was so easy to do because its water marked so small that no one will notice.

Thank you all for your pictures and hopefully a little education will spread around. Im not going to post this to my personal or business page becasue its for our education and not for the public.

FOR SALE

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MOTHERS DAY

"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."

George Washington

I have cried, screamed, yelled, fought back tears, laughed, smiled, snuggled and loved more in the last 6 years. Two children later and I am stronger (most days) than ever!

Being a mother is not for the weak or faint of heart. Shit be tough sometimes. I'm like a warrior of the worst kind. The kind you don't want to mess with in a dark alley. I have stood up for my children, guided them and protected them. I have yelled at people in stores for staring. I have kissed skinned knees. I have picked up bugs and brushed away dirt and wiped away tears. I have stayed up all night to watch over a fever and fell asleep sitting up feeding babies. Ive sat in doctors offices and meetings listening to bullshit over and over again.

I would do it all over again for 100 years.

Happy Mothers days!

Lets not forget all the single daddies raising their babies alone!